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12 Days of West Campus Christmas

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On the First day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

a Christmas card with a bill.

On the second day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the third day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the fourth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

 On the fifth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the sixth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the seventh day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Seven crows a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the eighth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Eight spiders crawling,

Seven crows a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

“Hello friend. Do you have any small animals you don’t need?”

On the ninth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Time Warner Cable,

Eight spiders crawling,

Seven birds a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the tenth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Ten broken outlets,

Time Warner Cable,

Eight spiders crawling,

Seven birds a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Eleven angry e-mails,

Ten broken outlets,

Time Warner Cable,

Eight spiders crawling,

Seven birds a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill.

Yeah, 300 Mbps my ass. Time Warner Cable is a crime of a company. Can’t wait for Google Fiber.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my landlord sent to me

Twelve friendly roaches,

Eleven angry e-mails,

Ten broken outlets,

Time Warner Cable,

Eight spiders crawling,

Seven birds a-squawking,

Six dogs a-barking,

Five hours of sleep!

Four angry roommates,

Three migraines,

Two fire drills,

And a Christmas card with a bill!

Happy holidays, y’all! From all of us at Housing Scout, we wish you the very best. Be safe and we will see you in the new year!

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